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  1. Sousa

    We've got some real winners in The Ring lately. <_<

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Case in point: the Sin Cara thread. Jesus.

    3. Red Devil-Taker316

      Red Devil-Taker316

      Couldn't agree more.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You (I assume) missed a delightful status update and it's many replies from Canary4life.

  2. Sousa

    I suspect that Scott Steiner 450 thread is a first: a thread that actually WAS closed for being much too silly.

    1. Lineker

      Lineker

      It still had legs! c-heat has just forgotton how to have fun!

    2. Colly

      Colly

      It'd still be open if it was called Scott Steiner 1 and a half Superfly.

  3. Sousa

    I'm starting a new diary called This Is All The Shit Sousa Does During The Day. COMING SOON!

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    2. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      What do we win if we get the most points in the prediction contests?

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'll read

    4. KevinStorm

      KevinStorm

      Doesn't sound like it'll be as good as the Minecraft diary, but then, what could be?

  4. Sousa

    KAI-LAN KAI-LAN KAI-LAN (NI HAO!) KAI-LAN KAI-LAN KAI-LAN (NI HAO!) KAI-LAN KAI-LAN KAI-LAN (NI HAO!) KAI-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

    1. Pizza

      Pizza

      I hate the fucking tiger. He's such a whiny little bitch.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Cao Cao of Province 5 has invaded Kai Lan.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Come on, Rintu! Let's tiger-tiger roar! RAWR RAWR RAAAAAAAAWR

  5. Sousa

    I read your signature not as a friend code for Pokemon Black, but as the code to get a black friend in Pokemon.

  6. Sousa

    Hey guys, you know what's cool? Making GLAAD jokes in The Ring.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      lol, the ring

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Don't get MAAD, get GLAAD?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      This was a triumph?

      Wait, shit, I'm thinking of something else.

  7. Sousa

    More reasonable word filter: Zack Ryder -> Brett Major. I still stand by WrestleZone -> goatse.cx, though.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I both approve and am deeply disturbed.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Well, I never told you to google it.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      No, I knew what it meant beforehand; I'm just sorry it was brought up.

  8. Sousa

    STAND ASIDE, EVERYONE! I take large steps!

    1. Commander Sheepard

      Commander Sheepard

      One of my favorite shows, and one of my favorite lines from that show.

  9. Sousa

    Wrestling in the Blood: On Bobo Brazil, Randy Savage, and my awesome family. Now playing at The Goozle: http://wp.me/p1GhOd-d

    1. KevinStorm

      KevinStorm

      That was beautiful.

    2. Josh

      Josh

      That was sentimental for me, and not even oddly so.

  10. Sousa

    At some point I took you off of ignore. I assume this means I'm over it? I dunno. Let's make out.

  11. Sousa

    I made that organization a monster! I made the people rich up there! And when it all came to pass, the name JP Sousa, the man JP Sousa, got bigger than the whole organization, brother! And then Billionaire Kliq, amigo, he wanted to talk turkey with JP Sousa, amigo! Billionaire Kliq promised me movies, brother! Billionaire Kliq promised me millions of dollars! Billionaire Kliq promised me world-calibre diaries!

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      ... did Hogan actually say amigo?

    3. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      He did indeed.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      BECAUSE IF IT WASN'T FOR JP SOUSA, YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE HERE! IF IT WASN'T FOR JP SOUSA, GOGO YUBARI WOULD STILL BE WEARING A SKIRT IN SEATTLE!

  12. Sousa

    In answer to the question below me, Evening Gown Match.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Below you? I hardly know you.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      God, why the hell isn't there an evening gown match IN A DAMN RING?

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Buck naked match, obviously.

  13. Sousa

    #BatemanForTheWin #ChicksAndAmerica

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      #SteveBlackman

  14. Sousa

    Can we please fucking move on to the next thing on the Nancy Grace Perpetual Outrage List? God fucking damn it.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Also, nobody on my street has turned a porchlight on for that one girl, but I have documented footage of people talking like Randy Savage yesterday, so I win Facebook events.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I can play Witchy Woman with a kazoo!

    4. Lint

      Lint

      btw Sousa, that was an awesome Macho Man impression. That and your radio voice shows you missed the boat as a voice over artist

  15. Sousa

    You chose this name just to confuse me, didn't you.

  16. Sousa

    Here's how I celebrated International Talk Like Randy Savage Day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6mQU2Eugyw

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Fred Savage's dad.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      But not Ben Savage's.

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      I actually laughed at the Elizabeth part.

  17. Sousa
  18. Sousa

    CHIIIIIIIIIIIPS!? *crumples bag up*

  19. Sousa

    I have some bad news for both of you Canary4Life fans.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I gave you the Oxford English Dictionary, and you responded with something called "Your Dictionary?" Holy butts.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      http://www.archive.org/stream/dictionaryofengl01johnuoft#page/n181/mode/2up

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Oh, he has a fpecies of pride, all right.

  20. Sousa

    The reigning United States Heavyweight Champion, Bret "Hitman" Clark?

  21. Sousa

    Current avatar is from my "Jesus Christ Is Here, And He's Really Mad" series.

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Now all I can picture is that when the rapture happens the first words out of Jessus' mouth will be, "SURPRISE SHITHEADS!"

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      *suprise

    4. LL!

      LL!

      I also forgot to space the words shit and heads. I'm such a failure. :(

  22. Sousa

    So ROC and I put together this "International Talk Like Randy Savage Day" event on Facebook. Mostly his doing. Today, we hit 10,000 attendees. Holy shit.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      "I have the opportunity to reach thousands upon thousands of people!"

      "USE IT TO SHILL THE WRESTLING FANFIC MESSAGE BOARD YOU GO TO!"

      Um, okay?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      ...you know I was kidding, right?

    4. tristy

      tristy

      I've actually seen some of my offline friends join that group. Was weird.

  23. Sousa

    The past tense form of "lead" isn't "lead." It's "led." "Lead," when pronounced like "led," can only mean a post-transition poor metal with the atomic number 82.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      If I could do that, I'd have done it years ago.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      :rolleyes:
    4. Rich

      Rich

      I can't believe it has lead to this.

  24. Sousa

    Led! LED!

  25. Sousa

    That I said something nice four years ago on a day when I was already handing out compliments? Yeah, you're right, I can't hide that.

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