TMM

*Right clicks and saves*

Damn she looks hot in that second pic. Of course, it's been airbrushed, but...DAMN!!!

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Look at the pictures Numbahs posted in the Millionares club, she's still fucking amazing - and they're paparazzi shots.

Alba =

'User posted image'...aka big red X's.

But I remember seeing them when he originally posted them and on a...um...porn site I frequent often.

So I'm still England boss, the in-form Danny Murphy gets injured before a friendly with the Czech's and so I call up Kieron Dyer - who fucking rejects me, as he doesn't want to play second fiddle. That's it, his international career is over. He's also been signed by my beloved Spurs, who lie in 18th and so when their manager is sacked, I'll apply and if successful that bastard's career is over.

Fucker.

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Players can reject a call-up to the national team? Is that what you're saying? If so, that's fucking sweet.

*Right clicks and saves*

Damn she looks hot in that second pic. Of course, it's been airbrushed, but...DAMN!!!

Yes...but...but...she looks hot when shaved.

* Tries to find good picture that has not sites with nudity on...gives up and tries to find Natalie Portman boobies *

It is a little odd hearing someone like Julia Roberts talking about how many times she came though.

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Oh yeah, that reminds me...you can see Julia Robert's boobie in Pretty Woman

You know Closer is actually a good movie too. Could just watch it for that 

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:blink:

Who in their right mind would do that?

EDIT: Oh, uh, and Ringmaster? Links...NOW!

I like Knightley ever so slightly more because I've seen her boobies.

Speaking of which, do we actually see ANYTHING of Natalie Portman's in Closer?

Had a fucking fantastic season so far, but then had Bayern Munich away in the Champions LEague. No Emre, no Pires and no Pennant, and an unfit Henry so my team looked like this:

GK - Lastuvka

RB - Lauren

LB - Cole

CB - Toure

CB - Campbell

RM - Bentley

LM - van Persie

CM - Vieira

CM - Fabregas

ST - Aliadiere

ST - Reyes

I ended up getting thrashed 5-1, effectively ending my Champions League campaign AGAIN. Won the second leg 1-0, but I'm out again.

Plus side of this season is I'm still unbeaten in the league in April and Henry and Aliadiere have 80 goals between them in about 70 matches.

It says it won't run on my computer anyway, so oh well. I'll have look see how much RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 is and see if it's worth spending my hard earnt cash on.

It doesn't like my computer. Just re-installed it. Tried to download a patch, but none would work for some reason. Oh well, might get the new one.

KOTOR2 needs to be puplikly executed, thos bastards still havent managed to bring one patch to fix even the most gigantic problems, the game is bartly playebell and must be out like 2 month by now for pc

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Ya know...I never had one problem with it at all. Only thing I disliked was the ending, but that's for another time.

Yeah, well, I'm in the mood for some Star Wars gaming. Not sure why, I just am.

I already own:

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (1 and 2)

Star Wars: Jedi Academy

Star Wars: Jedi Outcast

Star Wars: Force Commander ( )

I dunno what to get. There's Battlefront, Republic Commando and Bounty Hunter are the ones I'm interested in. Although I'm not sure what else there is coz I can't be bothered to check.

I'll be getting Star Wars: Lego and Episode III once they're out, but I want something NOW!

So, recommend me some stuff...

Now all I need is for the bastards at Nintendo to release Super Mario for PS2. Somehow. Ain't gonna happen, but I ain't gonna buy a GameCube just for Mario though. Although I wanna play Mario

I'll get this, get bored after a while, then I'll get Star Wars Lego and be addicted to that for ever.

Yah, it's got about 20 or so games on it.

I know it's been out for a while...but...it's Sonic damn you! And I just ordered it, and bizarely, I'm really excited.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...7163077-2401434

Oh, uh, and to give this thread some meaning...um, why does Sonic rock your socks?

Coronation Street > every soap on earth...and I'm including washing soap in that too.

Another fine suggestion, Stacey Dash:

I voted, but *sigh* I very much doubt she's in the top ten.

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Who? And ew...

Alan Shearer has confirmed that he will stay on as a player for Newcastle next season.

The former England hit-man had been set to end his illustrious career at the close of the current campaign but has now elected to prolong his time in football as a player.

An excellent campaign has yielded 18 goals in just 30 starts for the St James' Park favourite and this latest news will delight the black and white side of the North East.

Toon boss Graeme Souness intimated that he thought Shearer would continue for another season and now the player has concurred with his manager's wishes.

Despite being in his 35th year, Shearer has proven that he is still one of the sharpest predators in The Premiership and will now report to pre-season training with the rest of his Newcastle team-mates.

Shearer's decision will come as a massive relief for Souness, who would have been left short of striking options - with Craig Bellamy having seemingly played his last game for the club and the future of Patrick Kluivert still undecided.

With Jackie Milburn's goalscoring record in his sight, it is expected that Shearer could well top Newcastle's charts by the close of next season.

It is expected that both player and club will make official statements on Friday.

I'm a big fan of the guy, so I'm happy. Although part of me thinks he's doing this because he doesn't think he's gonna break Jackie Milburn's record this year

That Capriati chick was relativley hot before she became a druggy.

EDIT: I take that back...

From what I remember from my short-lasting (see, one month game time) Sevilla game, you're only aloud to name 25 players to use in Spanish league and cup for that season. I think come January you can add/remove a few though. It's really stupid.

It was to basically tell the black guy (mighta been Deep Throat) that he wanted to meet him essentially.

EDIT: Actually, not Deep Throat. I don't know if he even had a name. According to IMDB, his name was simply 'Mr. X'

This dude:

Sebastien "Fucking" Frey for god sake!

He wants to leave Parma, and we're loaded with Frenchies damn it! One of the best 'keepers around, SIGN HIM WENGER DAMN YOU!!!

Why does Megatron bother transforming anyway? He turns into a gun, when he already has a gun available to him prior to transforming...

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It's so true. Also...how can he fire himself when nobody's holding him? I've seen that happen in the cartoon.

Gah, this list makes me worry for the male species.

Kate Winslet is to low...should be no. 1. She's all natural, and purrfect. Not a twig, has curves, and rocks my socks.

This Eva Mendes chick is pretty poohy. If J-Lo or Beyonce are in the top 10 I will throw up. They're f'ugly.

You should go watch them.

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Are you gonna pay him to do it? That's something people don't do lightly ya know...

From what I've been led to believe, it's part of their genetic code to scan the area for the most dominant lifeform, and then to develop the ability to transform into that lifeform in order to blend in to the environment.

When they crash-landed on Earth, their sensors came to the conclusion that vehicles and machinery were the dominant lifeform, partly due to their abundance, and partly due to the Transformers' own robotic genetic make-up, thanks to them coming from a robotic planet.

Or something along those lines.

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So wait...a tape-recorder is one one of the most dominant lifeforms on Earth?